Wednesday 27 July 2016

Val 'n' Rube

'So.'
'So.'
'If you could fuck any superhero, who would you fuck?'
'That's easy. Jenny...Century?'
'Who?'
'From the Authority? British woman who had electricity powers?'
'Oh, you mean Jenny, whatserbucket, sparks!'
'Yes, that's it!'
'Why her, though?'
'Think about it. Jenny Sparks controls electricity...?'
'So?'
'...our nerve endings run on electricity.'
'...'
'Fucking Jenny Sparks would be like fucking a violet wand.'
'Oh. Damn...'

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